I got so wrapped up in a scene from Macbeth that I picked up a chair and bashed it over one of the other student's heads and killed him.
On the spot.
Well, at first, he was breathing a little. So, I knew I had to do something. My heart was pounding.
I saw a piano and, with superhuman ability -- like a mother saving a child under a car -- I picked up the entire piano and smashed it down on his face.
Shakespeare is very dangerous.
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On the spot.
Well, at first, he was breathing a little. So, I knew I had to do something. My heart was pounding.
I saw a piano and, with superhuman ability -- like a mother saving a child under a car -- I picked up the entire piano and smashed it down on his face.
Shakespeare is very dangerous.
EDIT: This story, posted in April 1st may have some verification issues. Here is the follow-up post.
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