Dan Brown speaks.

In a copyrighted AP article (where they warn you that you can't even reveal the contents of the article (!) Dan Brown tells a sold-out group of writers in New Hampshire that it's "not his responsibility to address controversies stirred up by his book, "The Da Vinci Code."

He also says, "By the way if anybody in the audience would like to sue me, we have forms out back," Brown said. "Just pick one up on your way out."

Go Dan.